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the-dalm replied to your post “59, 62, 71

omg it turns out you’re 100% a cutie. I always suspected….

D’awwww, thank you so much. :3

The positive feedback I’ve gotten in response to posting a photo of myself (as opposed to the “kill it with fire” I had been expecting) makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

babykraid:

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59, 62, 71

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Ugh, now everyone will know I have an incurable hurrrrrr face. (Also I have no makeup on and my nose ring appears to have become a sparkle)

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See, there’s a reason I don’t take many selfies. 

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I answered this a moment ago, but I also like being read to (again, I’m talking about something a parter would do). Like when someone has an amazing voice and amazing delivery, and just picks up a book and begins to read aloud, I just love it.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Goddamnit, you’re making me answer this in the same post as a photo of myself? I suppose I have to add an obligatory “don’t look at me”…

It… um… may have involved being ordered around by a very butch female police officer.

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4. Are you in a relationship?

Not formally, but I have someone I’m very close to.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

I’ve always expected to marry a lighthouse keeper. I don’t know why that’s my romantic fantasy, but it is.

But seriously, I would like to. I’m not hung up on it, but it would be neat to have that kind of a relationship (knowing that you both at least assume you’re not going to get fed up with each other any time soon) with someone years down the line.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

I answered this question a moment ago. I have a crush on the person I’m dating, which may or may not be a crush, but it often feels like one.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

When I’m feeling happy and romantic, I draw things to give to people. When I’m feeing bitter or angsty, I write mediocre poetry that expresses my hurt or frustration.

So no. I draw for people, but I write poetry about them.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I’m a sucker for little, mildly physically possessive gestures (and I’ll stress, this is *only* from people I’m dating), like an arm wrapped around me, a kiss in public, or even the occasional ass grab (Try that with me if we’re not dating, and I will break your arm.) I’m a fan of hickeys, marks, and bruises as well.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

When my friends in high school gave me a beautiful display box of preserved biological specimens for my birthday, including a perfect, delicate skeletonized rat foot in a glass vial. It was one of the moments in my life in which I realized that the people closest to me knew exactly who I was, and liked me for it rather than in spite of it.

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2. Are relationships ever worth it?

I’d say so. They can complicate things, and it sucks when they end, but it’s a nice feeling knowing that someone else wants to be with you as much as you want to be with them. 

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yeah. I lean towards the polyamorous side, because the lady does like her romance, but I could easily and have at times.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

I don’t know if it still counts as a crush if they know who they are and reciprocate the feeling, but it still feels like a crush sometimes when I’ll think about them and blush like a huge idiot.

vaguely nsfw asks
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

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rowkey:

Aaaand here’s all ten Ohio Biomes spreads, sunrise to sunset!  I’m not sure I can put into words how much I learned from this experience- from crash courses in texture rendering to communicating with printers -but I’m delighted to have been a part of it. And thank you all for the touching feedback over the past two weeks- it’s been a joy. :)

I’ll post some updates to this blog when the free educator’s/standalone edition of this magazine is printed and distributed- I need to work out a few kinks regarding regional orders and the like.  Again, thank you for the kind words, all!

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narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

It’s a greater sage grouse. The noise they make while doing that is almost funnier than their giant pendulous bird breasts.