Good thing we’re too smart to spend all day being uselessly frustrated with ourselves. I mean, that’d be a hell of a waste, right?
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take me to the aquarium and make out with me in the jellyfish room
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
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My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Aren’t those sea pancakes
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I HAVE TO GO TO BED BECAUSE LONG STORY SHORT I PROMISED MY TEACHER ID DRESS UP FOR MY VIDEOGRAPHY CLASS TOMORROW SO GUESS WHOS GOIN TO SCHOOL AS VRISKA goodnite
i was not kidding haha
im back and long story short we made a dating game video and the bachelors were one of those wraith things from lotr a serial killer and a leprechaun
I’d date a nazgûl.
ruudee: DANCE ICE KING ! DANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!